You may be asking, “What is a prodigy?” Well let me explain. A prodigy is somebody who shows some sort of above normal ability that if their potential was actually realised, would result in this person becoming some sort of a lowly rank God. Think Australian Idol and the teeny bopper groupies, those young girls that when they scream at every untalented note sung, the catholic church prepares for the rapture. While we are absolutely positive and we are backed by extensive university research, shows that every contestant on Australian Idol has absolutely no ability and can never be labelled as a prodigy. The teeny bopper groupies, however, do have potential! They have the potential to become full blown, STD ridden, sleep with every member of the band, type of groupie. As such some of these groupies may show above normal ability, like sleeping with every member of the Rolling Stones by the age of 16, thus entitling them to be labelled as a groupie prodigy.
Ladies and Gentleman you have a responsibility to ensure that prodigies (except groupie 
prodigies) are cut down. Really who likes a rich wanker who drives a Ferrari? Sure we like, we love, the Ferrari. Which true red blooded male (and uncut she-man) does not get a hard on when they see a Ferrari. Unfortunately the problem with every Ferrari is the prick in them? The forty year old, recently divorced, spent every last cent they own on the deposit, white cotton pants, matching jacket, a shirt that was last seen on Miami Vice, a chest full of hair that Chewbacca would proud of and enough gold around their neck, that Captain Jack Sparrow and the rest of the Caribbean are mounting a expedition in search of the lost treasure of Wankerville. OK I admit, I would not call them a prodigy, but you still hate him as much as you hate warm beer. Not because he looks like a cock, but because he is driving a Ferrari and you not, OK some of your hate is because he looks like a cock, but you hate him because he makes your look weak.
prodigies) are cut down. Really who likes a rich wanker who drives a Ferrari? Sure we like, we love, the Ferrari. Which true red blooded male (and uncut she-man) does not get a hard on when they see a Ferrari. Unfortunately the problem with every Ferrari is the prick in them? The forty year old, recently divorced, spent every last cent they own on the deposit, white cotton pants, matching jacket, a shirt that was last seen on Miami Vice, a chest full of hair that Chewbacca would proud of and enough gold around their neck, that Captain Jack Sparrow and the rest of the Caribbean are mounting a expedition in search of the lost treasure of Wankerville. OK I admit, I would not call them a prodigy, but you still hate him as much as you hate warm beer. Not because he looks like a cock, but because he is driving a Ferrari and you not, OK some of your hate is because he looks like a cock, but you hate him because he makes your look weak.This is really where the word prodigy gets its name from. The word prodigy comes from the word "Prod" meaning "to poke and make fun of" and the Latin word “igy” meaning “big fat wanker that drives a Ferrari”.
Ok got to go and pick up my white cotton suit and get the Ferrari washed.
Until next time, live like a Sevarg.
30 Mar 09.
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